Monthly Archives: August 2012

Voices

Hubster: You’re talking to yourself.
Me: Yes, I am.
Hubster: And you’re answering yourself.
Me: Yes, do you find that problematic?
Hubster: Uhhhh, yeeeeeeees.
Me: Don’t be a hater because you can’t understand yourself enough to talk to yourself and answer back. It takes obvious talent.

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Hurricane

Last night, right before bed, I hear something from the bathroom.
“Category 1.”
Flush, and Hubster exits the bathroom.
Me: “Were you just talking to your pee?”
Him: “Yeah. It was a category 1, and when I flushed it turned into a category 5!”
Do you think someone is watching too much Weather Channel?