So I showed Hubster the waistband in the front of my underpants, and wouldn’t you know it was clearly meant to be in the rear.
Me: I was wondering why when I was sitting on the floor with the kids, my underpants were riding low in the back.
H: so you mean you’ve had them on backwards all day
H: and don’t you think you should correct that?
Me: we’ll that would require me to take off my shoes
H: do we need to get you Velcro shoes?